‘This is the skin of an eggward, Bella’: Twilight Memes for A ‘Hoa Hoa Hoa’ Halloween Night With The Cullens

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Melissa Knudson • Writer
Oct 31, 2026 10:00 AM EDT

You better hold on tight, spider monkeys. 

Hey, Twilight lovers, where have you been, locas?

Obsession is the word I would use to describe what Twilight did to my generation. There was nothing better for a group of romantic, angsty teenagers than a universe in which a werewolf and a vampire could fight over you. A town filled with mysteries, political conflicts, and hilarious one-liners. Twilight was simply a cinematic masterpiece. 

There was not a single girl in my class who wasn't reading the gigantic Twilight books, while everyone else was making group plans to go and watch the upcoming films in movie theaters. It was a complete experience. And then, things got a little out of hand when fans started fighting about Team Jacob and Team Edward. There were shirts made, and it was awesome. Now, looking back, what a great world we lived in, filled with wonder, mythical creatures, urban legends, and a community who's biggest concern was the finale of an epic cinematic universe. Also, we can't complain about the flawless cast that brought these characters to life. It was exciting and fun to be part of the hoa hoa hoa hoa hoaaaa hysteria. Nowadays, we might not get any more Twilight movies, but we do have the remaining hilarious memes. It felt very serious when we were children, but truly Twilight could become a comedy any day. 

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    EGGWARD
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    twilight renaissance @twilightreborn twilight is a comedy @twilightreborn Is there something wrong with that beach? Sit's just a little crowded. [cuts to scene of an empty beach]
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    matchy S @swearjaragain these are the crocs of a ker, bella
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    I will never understand this choice

    therapist: Twilight fake baby is not real and can't hurt you Twilight fake baby:
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    twilight without the blue tint just makes me uncomfortable Dominic Bambi @garliquorice The lack of tint makes them look like theatre kids who are rehearsing in the park for their stage production of Twilight
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    @girlsonfillm no way everybody in that school looked at him and didn't suspect anything
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    Oh, Bella

    Bella? twilight Play dumb. Who's Bella? Not that dumb!
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    @kristenluvr when edward took bella to his mojo dojo casa house
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    twil Twilight Shitposting Lexi Gabbert My face when they start hissing at eachother during the baseball scene
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    keeley @historytay edward cullen every year on june 20 17 AGAIN
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  • I am not sure what brought such a strong fandom to this story. The romance? Yes. The conflicts? Definitely. The intense use of blue ink? Absolutely. As weird as a fantasy world filled with century-old teenagers repeatedly going to high school sounds right now, it used to be the perfect Halloween entertainment. Honestly, it still is. It is so comedic to look back at the movies we used to love and notice how dramatic they were, with very poetic quotes trying to explain life, a little too much vampire hissing, and a very much needed hairstyle change for Taylor Lautner. By the way, my little teenager heart could only see a grown-up Shark Boy when Jacob became a mayor plot point in the Twilight world. On that note, Robert Pattinson might be doing some amazing films right now, but he’ll forever remain Edward Cullen in my eyes.

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    Actually, he's right

    Jacob: *Always showing up at Forks High Edward: @BrittanCandela He doesn't even go here!
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    Please, lets make this remake happen

    I reckon this be the skin of a no-good feller, Beller Heavens to Betsy
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    jesswhitlock Someone: "How are you today?" The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."
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    Jes Layton @AGeekwithaHat Okay but can we PLEASE get a Twilight remake where Kristen Stewart plays both Bella and Edward? She's reached that power level S
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    twilight renaissance @twilightreborn making twilight references to someone who hasn't watched the movies @twilightreborn Should I know what that "BWTHHYBL?" means?
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    when it's supposed to be hoa hoa season but where you live it's a hoa hundred degrees
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    toxictwilight Excuse me but my dude could've set the Volturi on fire and he chose to open a hole in the ground
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    They're not wrong

    TWILIGHT SAGA COK I THE TWILIGHT SAGA BOOK I THE T BC STEPHENIE MEYER STEP ME LITTL BROW twilight twilight 1 EPHENIE EYER LITTLE BROWN BROWN LITTLE What fo twilight STEPHENIE MEYER AUTHOR OF THE #1 BESTSELLING TWILIGHT SAGA SQUARE FISH MARISSA ગોસ Twilight A book about a girl who smells. By: Stephanie Mevers & SS RICK NEWBOULD IRLS
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    Stop using Anti-Twilight Language INSTEAD OF: "what've you been up to" TRY SAYING: "bella, where the h I have you been loca"
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    INSTEAD OF: "my skin is glowing" TRY SAYING: "this is the skin of a ki er bella"
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  • Millennials of the world, please join me for the perfect rewatch. In fact, it's time to show these films to the new generations that might not be too familiar with them and demonstrate what true entertainment is about. Before, we could yearn to be part of a super-millionaire legendary family like The Cullens, or be excited to join the Black Pack. Now, we can make fun of the unhinged dialogue lines and the very extra, over-the-top moments. Either way, we can continue to enjoy it. 

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    INSTEAD OF: "i love you" TRY SAYING: "no measure of time with you will be long enough, but let's start with forever"
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    PROM G INSTEAD OF: TRY SAYING: "do you like this weather?" "sup Arizona? how you likin' the rain, girl?"
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    INSTEAD OF: TRY SAYING: "don't let go" "you better hold on tight, spider monkey"
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    BecKedzie BLVD Venus @beckyvenus clocks at 6:50pm
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    TWILIGHT RENAISSANCE @twilightreborn the music supervisor creating the twilight soundtrack: @twilightreborn I am going to create a soundtrack that will define an entire generation
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    Soon...

    christmas, where have you been loca
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    me every time i'm caught in a lie: it's... the fluorescents
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    C I've got 99 problems with this movie, but the Supermassive Black Hole baseball scene ain't one
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    She is and thankfully so

    my favourite of the "oh anna kendrick is in this?" cinematic universe
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    Bella, where have you been partner?
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    "This is the skin of a ki er, Bella."
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    Rewatched by molly this is one of the most unintentionally funny movies of all time
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  • Which team would you take right now? Are you more on Jacob’s team or Edward’s? Have you changed your mind from when you were a teen? Yes, it is okay if suddenly you find yourself more inclined to the brand new Charlie’s team. We cannot judge you. In any case, welcome back. Now that it’s Halloween, the hoa hoa hoa season is in full bloom, and it’s time to pay tribute to one of the most unexpected movie cult communities that continue to stand the test of time. So, hold on tight, spider monkeys; the Cullens are officially back. 

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kristen stewart edward cullen halloween twilight sparkle the cullens funny memes the vulturi twilight jacob black robert pattison bella swan taylor lautner hoa hoa hoa season
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